TEETHscriptions #24

TEETHscriptions #24

TEETHscriptions are, and shall remain, the most innovative non-fungible tokens ever created in the history of the universe, ranging from the sublime to the ridiculous. The set pays tribute to Ethscriptions via 200+ traits and 10 super-rare all-gold TEETHscriptions. There's even a hoodie trait, although in the spirit of weirdness it actually doesn't resemble a hoodie too much. That said, the aforementioned 10 super-rares shall surely be worth a minimum of 42,069 ETH each, so don't paperhand anything herein! Instead, proudly and, yes, *defiantly* list your TEETHscriptions higher than Snoop Dogg on 4-20, and the market shall reward you with copious amounts of ETH for your TEETH. (Or not. Probably not. I mean, let's be real.) If you hate these, then don't follow @SwiggaJuice because he's an OG MFpurr who does what he wants. You are rockin TEETHscription rank 2921 / 10000 here. And ooh, you have 1 especially rare (1% or less) trait in this NFT! Careful not to floor this one. :-)